OUTSOURCING

Today being Sunday,Not my usual Work Day OFF.Since I have my
Sundays on Wednesdays that is my day off….Whoever thought to keep offices closed on Wednesdays must be a Moron since Sundays are Sundays and no other day can match its Efficiency,Laziness and PUNCH....!!!!!!!!!!

I have my day off today since it is Ganesh Visarjan …The air is filled with" Ganpati Bapa Moriya Purchya Varshi Laukar ya…Festive mood and Ganpati being seen off with Bhangra ,Garba ,Munni badnam hui and Sheila ki jawani…Vighnahartha that he is …he takes things in his strides…To come again next year may with new gusto and new enthusiasm…

My Wifey thinks at times out of box …and most of the time I happily get entrapped into one of her boxes…sometimes knowingly and sometimes unknowingly….but lovingly of course..!!!!!

She begins her morning discussion at breakfast table on Outsourcing…I am aghast and wide eyed…Why on the earth should one discuss Outsourcing in the first place and neither me nor she has anything to do with the IT worlds ..She being Housewife and I a simple Business men remotely connected to IT world save apart my fascination for Computers and Blackberry…

Outsourcing is when a company contracts with an outside provider for services or other business processes, rather than employing staff to do these services in-house. These services may be provided on-site or off-site. Typically outsourcing is done with an eye toward efficiency and cost-saving for the company.

She Suggest that we Outsource her today’s work to an outside agency..When asked to expand the subject and come clearer..she suggested that we order our lunch from some best hotels in town…so that she is spared her usual chores for a day…Fine I said…Change for better I said…( Breakfast was already outsourced ) ..Lunch was outsourced too.....

In continuing the topic of Outsourcing she explains me that the real reason for Outsourcing is that the Person concerned is left with free time and therefore can think more Creatively….Good, Not Bad …I agreed…and nodded my head in unison… (Only with a wish and Pray that someday I would also think of Outsourcing my work to someone else  ...But immediately decided against it .since it is easily said that done)

Post Lunch..The mother daughter duo comes up with another suggestion on Outsourcing...How about asking the BIG CINEMAS to take care of our entertainment??????????? In their matter of fact manner…

Damn if you do and Damn if you don’t (I uttered to myself)

Today we are absolutely free. Might as well do with some Real Time Entertainment…Last time when u suggested us” Singham” we denied for the simple reason that it was a FASTING SRAVAN MONDAY and for us to stay alive in the movie without the usual Popcorns and Samosas was tough …And since we had hurt your feelings then and denied You an entertainment that day and which you so rightly deserve it would be just appropriate for us to take care of Your Sentiments NOW (HOW GENEROUS!!!!!!!!!)

So, Here, Goes the Third Outsourcing Idea of the Day……

Back Home I Just queried whether Her Creativity grew up by few notches with outsourcing done and over…

Sure thing” She Says…I have just come up with a bright Idea.  Now this was Our Sunday which we all made most of it and Happily too …Next Sunday ,that is your Wednesday Which is only  two days away “WE SHALL REPEAT THE OUTSOURCING PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN”

ARGHHHHH……….GAH……………#ALMOST FAINTS#